Does this Bikini make my downstairs mix-up look YUUUUGE!!!

Nothing says Patriotism quite like a a portrait of your president on your swim-wear. Proving to the haters that you’re 100% American even when you’re on vacation. You will be the bell of the beach when you show up ready to protest while also saying, I like to party! Throw your hands in the air Woop Woop!!! Oh check it out… It’s on sale, 50 bucks for this beauty at  Or maybe you like the one-piece, or maybe you’re a dude and need something to race Michael Phelps in. Say no more fam, we got you there too.

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