Need a new after-school option? Have you considered Satan?
Do you dislike your kids playing Pokemon Go or sitting on the computer every afternoon and wish they could find something that interests them to help take up their free time, but they don’t like any of the extra curricular options at their current school? Well, don’t you worry. There is a new after-school program in the works just for your precious little angel. The Satanic Temple plans on petitioning schools across the land to have after-school Satan Clubs… Yep, you heard that right. Doug Mesner, the Temple’s co-founder says, “It’s critical that children understand that there are multiple perspectives,” Would you allow/support this in your school district?