Today’s Unofficial Holiday…

June 9th is… National Sex Day.

YES, you read that correctly. Today is National Sex Day. Now, you may be asking yourself, “Why?” The answer lies right in the date!

6/9 …. you know what we mean. 69! Time to send the kids off to the babysitter’s house and celebrate the holiday! No barbeques or food to stress about, no need for a bunch of people in your house (unless you’re into that thing), and most importantly… no clothes.


Inmates of the Week: (Charged with contributing to the happiness of a minor) The birds screamed at Pink, So she screamed back!!! Your wife might be celebrating a holiday Sunday. Here’s why… There is a new Karate Kid coming out. Cobra Kai! February 15th should be National Regret Day. You could argue that Valentine’s Day is best for single people.