You want me to describe my Ex?

Do you have a special EX-person in your life that could need to dedicate a song too? Is there a new girl in your life asking about someone you used to date? I found something perfect for you, and I say keep it short and sweet… Don’t forget to ask your Uber driver for the Way-Ho discount… speaking of,  stay away from midnight trains, seriously, call an Uber or my Ex, she’ll Boom Boom Boom ya wherever you need to be. I’m not even sure she would charge…

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